bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(Source: drunkvanity, via veevigil)

high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via aphrodite-official)